52 Kids Jokes: The 1995 “Tamagotchi & Playground” Edition
In 1995, the pinnacle of technology was the colorful Game Boy, and the biggest tragedy was the death of your virtual pet because you forgot to feed it during math class. It was the year…
Why don’t teddy bears ever get…
Why don’t teddy bears ever get hungry? Answer: Because they’re always stuffed!
What did one ocean say to…
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved!
Why was the broom late? Answer:…
Why was the broom late? Answer: It swept in!
Why do ducks make great detectives?…
Why do ducks make great detectives? Answer: Because they always quack the case!
How do you know when the…
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? Answer: It’s full!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:…
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer: You think it’s “R,” but it’s actually the “C!”
Why did the jellybean go to…
Why did the jellybean go to school? Answer: Because it wanted to be a smartie!
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses?…
What’s brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? Answer: A cool coconut!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer:…
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Answer: Boo-berry pie!