My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the kids a history lesson:“Back in 1776, we told the British to go screw themselves! We fought... read more »

A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July. Every time a big one went off, she jumped and grabbed his arm.After the grand finale she... read more »

It was Fourth of July and my entire family was at our backyard BBQ. My father-in-law was grilling, wearing his “Kiss the Cook” apron, waving around a giant American flag.My... read more »

My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By day four she had reorganized the entire kitchen, thrown out half my snacks, and told me exactly how... read more »

My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so much better than you.”I nodded and replied, “You’re probably right. But luckily for me, she has terrible taste in... read more »