What do elves learn in school?…

What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

What did one plate say to the other plate? Answer: “Lunch is on ...read more »

Why can’t a leopard hide? Answer: Because it’s always spotted!read more »

In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »

In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »

In 1997, the world was obsessed with two things: catching ’em all...read more »

How do you make a hot dog stand? Answer: Take away its chair!read more »

In 2012, we were too busy doing the "invisible horse" dance to wo...read more »

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Answer: Purr-ple!read more »

In 2023, the biggest debate wasn't about homework, but whether yo...read more »

Why did the tomato turn red? Answer: Because it saw the salad dr...read more »

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? Answer: A funny bunny...read more »

What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-s...read more »

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? Answer: A can’t...read more »

What kind of tree fits in your hand? Answer: A palm tree!read more »

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/16/2014 13:39I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Napster_User_9903/23/1998 19:43Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@E_T_Phone_Home01/20/2006 16:15E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@White_Goodman_G05/23/2006 10:07We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker05/13/2015 09:31This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Noob_Slayer_X03/21/2002 03:35Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.

@Mobile_Web_0109/18/1997 22:35Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!