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What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? Answer: In case...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate? Answer: A pork chop!read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair? Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
What do you call an alligator...
What do you call an alligator in a vest? Answer: An investigator...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-s...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition
In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »

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What did the grape say when...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beverly_Hills_9021005/18/2001 22:33The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Neo_The_One10/15/2010 07:49I know kung-fu... and this joke!
@Speed_Racer_Go09/26/1999 06:38Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Star_Wars_Kid01/30/2007 20:07I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Animated_Mail_G07/11/2009 15:50The spinning envelope told me to come here.
@Technorati_Tag08/05/2014 09:47Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

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