What kind of tree fits in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree!
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
52 Kids Jokes: The 2025 “Six-Seven & Chicken Jockey” Edition
In 2025, the ultimate test was trying to explain the "67" meme to...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & Jack Sparrow” Edition
In 2003, the most important rule was "Just keep swimming." It was...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an...
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
Answer: In case...read more »
What do you call a pig...
What do you call a pig that does karate?
Answer: A pork chop!read more »
Why did the bee have sticky...
Why did the bee have sticky hair?
Answer: Because it used honeyc...read more »
What do you call an alligator...
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An investigator...read more »
What do you call a cow...
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument?
Answer: A moo-s...read more »
52 Kids Jokes: The 2015 “Inside Out & Star Wars Return” Edition
In 2015, we finally got to see Han Solo back on the Falcon and le...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Lava” Edition
In 2017, the coolest thing was having a glowing fidget spinner an...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why don’t fish play basketball? Answer:...
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Answer: Because they’re afraid o...read more »
What did one wall say to...
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: “I’ll meet you ...read more »
What did the grape say when...
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Answer: Nothing, ...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Answer: Because it wasn’t p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.