What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
54 Kids Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Flappy Bird” Edition
In 2013, the ultimate test of patience was trying to get a score ...read more »
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Answer:...
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Answer: You think it’s “R,” b...read more »
55 Kids Jokes: The 1998 “Furby & Google Garage” Edition
In 1998, the pinnacle of cool was owning a Furby that wouldn’t st...read more »
What did one ocean say to...
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they...read more »
What did one volcano say to...
What did one volcano say to the other?
Answer: “I lava you!”read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer:...
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Answer: Because you can see right thro...read more »
What do you call a snowman...
What do you call a snowman in summer?
Answer: A puddle!read more »
How do you make a tissue...
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer: Put a little boogie in i...read more »
What do elves learn in school?...
What do elves learn in school?
Answer: The elf-abet!read more »
What do you call a can...
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
Answer: A can’t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025
Why did the pirate go to...
Why did the pirate go to the playground?
Answer: To get some arr...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
How do you make a hot...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
Answer: Take away its chair!read more »
What kind of car does a...
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
Answer: A Toy-Yoda!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Waddle on over and read this!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!