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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Answer: Nothing, they just waved!

🔥 Top 10: The Kids Joke Archive: 1995–2025

55 Kids Jokes: The 2021 “Pop-it & Multiverse” Edition
In 2021, the ultimate stress reliever was a rainbow-colored fidge...read more »
What has hands but can’t clap?...
What has hands but can’t clap? Answer: A clock!read more »
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?...
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Answer: They don’t have th...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Infinity War” Edition
In 2018, life was all about finding a Golden Scar and avoiding th...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 1996 “Space Jam & N64” Edition
In 1996, the world went 3D with the release of the Nintendo 64, a...read more »
Why did the banana go to...
Why did the banana go to the party? Answer: Because it was a-pee...read more »
Why did the astronaut break up...
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Answer: Beca...read more »
50 Kids Jokes: The 2024 “Anxiety & Mega Minions” Edition
In 2024, the ultimate goal is to be "very demure" while dealing w...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Minecraft Alpha” Edition
In 2009, the ultimate movie experience required 3D glasses, and t...read more »
Why did the music note get...
Why did the music note get in trouble? Answer: Because it was sh...read more »

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52 Kids Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia 3310” Edition
In the year 2000, the future finally arrived. We survived Y2K, go...read more »
54 Kids Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Among Us” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/29/2014 20:14Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@StreetFighter_Ken03/26/2002 11:50Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
@Ace_Ventura_Pet03/24/1999 02:34Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Titanic_Jack06/16/2008 23:26I am the king of the world... of laughing!
@Blink_182_Mark08/22/1998 17:59What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Evil_Kermit_M04/26/2001 02:19Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Hashtag_Master06/18/2003 00:54#funny #joke #retro #90s

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