In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turned nightmare and a group of aging action stars who proved that some franchises… Read More »38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved!
Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win. A lawyer asked a witness, “Is it true you were present at the scene?” The… Read More »The Truth in Court
A meow-ntain! It’s the cutest geographical feature on earth.
I’m “jamming” to the sound of 2025. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
“Steady as a surgeon’s.” “Even with the ‘Auto-Correct’ enabled?” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 2025 “Neuralink & Universal Wellness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off onto the floor. My wife says it’s “Innovative.” I say it’s “Assault.” Part… Read More »2025 Archive: The Smart Bed
Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the “filling” in a movie that nobody wanted to take a bite of. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
I’m “positive” my headset will die mid-movie. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
He’s back with a “sweet” song and a 2023 mustache. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
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