2016 Archive: The “Basket of Deplorables” (Part 2)
Why did Trump supporters start wearing it as a badge of honor? To prove that in 2016, if you insult the voters, they won’t cry—they’ll… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Basket of Deplorables” (Part 2)
2015 Archive: The End
I’m “tapping” out—catch you in 2016! Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Transformers
Age of Extinction: Why were the fireworks so long? Because Michael Bay decided that 165 minutes of explosions was the “minimum requirement” for a summer… Read More »2014 Archive: The Transformers
2013 Legacy: The “Selfie” Becomes Word of the Year
Why were we all staring at ourselves? Because the Oxford Dictionary officially recognized our collective obsession with holding a phone at a 45-degree angle to… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Selfie” Becomes Word of the Year
2012 Vintage: The Dog
I’m “barking” at the Mayan gods. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2010 Archive: 127 Hours
Why did James Franco have a rock for a co-star? Because in 2010, he proved that a dull pocketknife and a bad hiking plan could… Read More »2010 Archive: 127 Hours
2010 Classic: The Brave Sandwich
Why did the sandwich go to the gym? To get “crust-y.” Part of the 47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 “Instagrammatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2010
Why were we so ready for 2011? Because we had our iPads, our filters, and our “likes”—we were fully prepared for a decade of never… Read More »2010 Classic: New Year’s Eve 2010
2009 Classic: The Honey
I’m “stuck” in 2009. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Vintage: The Lab Rat (09 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Multi-tasking” study? Because they could text on WhatsApp, bill a client, and lie to a judge simultaneously. Part… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Lab Rat (09 Edition)