She’s 13 years old and she’s already more mature about breakups than I am at 25.
Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive. Historically Verified
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Found a real treasure with this one.
I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
The best thing since version 1.0!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!