I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to drive my sedan like I’m in a Grand Prix.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I see what you did there. Clever!