My AI just went on a “pre-date” with her AI to see if we’re compatible. They had a great time; we probably won’t.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn
Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "I Had Some Help" Posty & Morgan
Post Malone is a country star now. He’s officially completed eve...read more »
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Paris Olympic Opening
A giant blue Smurf, Marie Antoinette’s head, and Gojira. It was ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman (Gunn) Debut
A new Man of Steel! He’s optimistic, he’s colorful, and he doesn...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Instant Skill" AI
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2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era
Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »
64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening
Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Civil War (A24) Reality
A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a w...read more »
79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift
Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »
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I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m "digitall...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Dead Internet" Realization
I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Heh heh heh. Good one.