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2024 Vintage: The Civil War (A24) Reality

 A movie that made me realize that being a photojournalist in a war zone is the most stressful job on earth, second only to being a moderator on Reddit.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
 A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Bitcoin ETF
 Wall Street officially owns the digital gold now. 2024 is the ye...read more »
63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition
Welcome to 2001 – the year we traded our floppy disks for the fir...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
 I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality Shift
Step into 2016 – the year of the Pokémon GO phenomenon, the launc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Digital Ghost" Legacy
 My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Vibe-Check" AI
 My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
 My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Algorithmic" Dating
 My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re comp...read more »

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61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Thunderbolts Assemble
 The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »
2025 Classic: The Mercy Movie (Rebecca Ferguson)
 Sci-fi, crime, and a lot of tension. 2025 is a "prestige-genre" ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Joker
Folie à Deux Musical: They’re singing now. I’m not sure how I fee...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@XFiles_Spooky_M09/30/2015 21:59Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/25/2009 18:18Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@CRT_Degauss07/07/1996 01:57BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Tyler_Durden_Real01/24/1998 15:50Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr07/27/2012 11:06The magic man... is laughing!
@One_Does_Not_S02/01/2007 14:12One does not simply read one joke.
@Hi5_Pro_User09/26/2004 05:07High five for this joke!
@Keep_Calm_Fan05/05/1997 02:28Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
@Tablet_User_1011/19/2013 08:31Tapping my way to a good mood.

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