2025 Classic: The “Submerged” Tech

My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a pool for a week. I just don’t know why I’d want to.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

The animatronics are back. 2025 is for the kids who love a jump-...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

My ring just told me my blood sugar is slightly high. I’m curren...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

Step into 2020 – the year of the Zoom fatigue, the Animal Crossin...read more »

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

Robert Eggers is bringing back the original vampire and I’m alre...read more »

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9701/16/1997 07:51Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@South_Park_Cartman02/09/2002 00:59Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@Toy_Story_Woody09/09/2007 02:20There is a joke in my boot!

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/07/2007 05:14Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Chocolate_Rain08/14/1998 02:20I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Confused_Travolta11/16/1997 15:00Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.