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2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror

 I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher villain. 2025 is the year “Copyright Expiry” became a genre.

Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The "Personal Cloud" Security
 I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
 I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality
Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »
59 Observational One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition
Welcome to 1997 – the year of "Girl Power," the tragic loss of Pr...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Digital Ghost" Legacy
 My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism
 We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is m...read more »
61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch
Step into 2025 – the year of the GTA VI countdown, the rise of th...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Apple Vision Pro Sightings
 I just saw a guy at a coffee shop waving his hands at invisible ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Nasty" Tinashe
 Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

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74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar
Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »
70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era
Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse (Hopefully)
 If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »
2025 Classic: The "Virtual" Reality TV
 I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead11/10/2015 21:02Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli11/30/2008 05:19That still only counts as one laugh!
@Hey_Arnold_Fan12/28/2005 07:47Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Bad_Luck_Brian04/30/2005 01:01Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@First_World_P09/04/2007 05:25My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh01/29/2006 05:16Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Hide_The_Pain_H05/05/1996 08:42I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Flash_Intro_Hater02/08/1999 01:22Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@CompuServe_Classic05/09/2008 03:36Premium humor for premium members.
@CounterStrike_Pro06/30/1995 06:54Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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