2024 Legacy: The 2024 Optimism

We’ve got Dune, we’ve got Kendrick, and the Turkish shooter is my new life coach. Surely 2025 will be a very calm, quiet year.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Jack Black is Steve. I’m still trying to process a 3D blocky wor...read more »

I just watched a two-hour blockbuster that was filmed entirely i...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

I just saw three people at a bus stop wearing headsets, waving a...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/03/2011 02:40Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Cyber_Traveler09/01/2007 05:23Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Napster_Leech01/11/2014 22:31Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Terminator_2_Fan10/02/1999 01:25Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@MP3_Encoder10/29/2011 05:46128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Toolbar_Hater03/16/2003 22:22My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Face_Palm_0110/09/2014 08:01Classic. Simply classic.

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost02/28/2008 12:30Laughing at the security of my own ribs!