My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a very stressed shade of “Neon Panic.”
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
The last city on Earth loves this one!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!