My “Memory” feature just showed me a post from 2015 and I’ve never felt more like a different person.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
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