I’m taking a vacation to a place with no Wi-Fi. It’s the most expensive trip I’ve ever booked.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
By the gods, this is a funny one!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.