I just bought a flip phone and a paper map because I’m “digitally detoxing.” I got lost in my own neighborhood and couldn’t find a way to order a ride. 2025 irony is very analog.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
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Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!