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2025 Vintage: The “Energy” Crisis

 I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my rings. I’m basically a walking power strip.

Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer10/02/2007 07:06Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Net_Addict_200012/04/1998 06:32My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Msdos_Expert07/05/2011 07:42DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/31/2005 03:10This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Illidan_Blind03/30/1998 08:38I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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