I just “learned” how to play the piano because an AI is projecting the keys onto my hands. I’m a genius as long as the battery lasts.
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I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.