My social media is full of people who haven’t posted in three years but their AI-automated birthday messages are still arriving.
Part of the 61 Observational One-Liners: The 2025 Reality Patch archive. Historically Verified
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This is why we need the internet.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!