A blonde was driving down the…
A blonde was driving down the road when she saw a sign that said “Clean Rest Stop 5 Miles.” She turned around and drove back… Read More »A blonde was driving down the…
2025 Vintage: The “Digital Ghost” Legacy
My social media is full of people who haven’t posted in three years but their AI-automated birthday messages are still arriving. Part of the 61… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Digital Ghost” Legacy
2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel “Trump” Joke
Why did he read the Truth Social post? To prove that he’s the only host who can get a heckle from a former President and… Read More »2024 Classic: The Jimmy Kimmel “Trump” Joke
2022 Legacy: The Bubble’s Boredom
Why did The Bubble become a target? Because it’s a movie about actors trapped in a hotel that made the audience wish they were trapped in a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bubble’s Boredom
2022 Archive: The Elizabeth II
When the Queen passed away, my mother-in-law said, “70 years on the throne. I’ve only been on this sofa for three days and you’re already… Read More »2022 Archive: The Elizabeth II
2021 Archive: The Tourist
“I’m on a ‘workation,’ so I’ll change the bulb as soon as my Wi-Fi reconnects.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The… Read More »2021 Archive: The Tourist
2021 Classic: The Being the Ricardos
I told her I’m Desi. She said, “You’re ‘Dizzy’—go sit down before you fall over.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine &… Read More »2021 Classic: The Being the Ricardos
2021 Classic: The Map
I bought her a digital map. It started “Recalculating” her life choices as soon as she sat in the car. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2021 Classic: The Map
2020 Vintage: The 2020 Ending
“Happy New Year! 2021 is going to be perfectly normal!” The bartender hides the calendar. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine &… Read More »2020 Vintage: The 2020 Ending
2020 Vintage: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring a “Wi-Fi Jammer” to court? To “impeach” the witness’s connection whenever things got too honest. Part of the 52 Lawyer… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Witness Stand