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1998 Archive: The Vernon Jordan Role

Why was the President’s friend so busy? Because being a “fixer” in 1998 was a 24-hour job that didn’t include health benefits.

Part of the 41 Presidential Jokes: The 1998 “Starr Reports & Blue Dresses” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Y2K_Ready03/08/1999 12:57If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@PalmPilot_Pro04/05/2005 23:50Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Macarena_Dancer05/26/2009 07:39Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Delicious_Links07/06/2002 05:55Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
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