Why was the turkey so nervous? Because even the birds know that under D.O.G.E., a “Pardon” might be replaced by a “Cost-Benefit Analysis.”
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The "No More Remote Work" Order
Why did the President order federal workers back to their desks? ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Live-Streamed" Cabinet
Why are Cabinet meetings now on X? So the American people can wat...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition
In 1997, the Clinton Administration was riding high on a booming ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Check the Vibe" Polling
Why were the traditional polls wrong? Because "The Vibe" doesn't ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Drilling" Frenzy
Why is there a rig in every backyard? Because in 2025, "Liquid Go...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the American Presidency moved from the "Hope" era to the...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition
In 2012, the American Presidency was a high-stakes digital battle...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Meme-ified" Economy
Why is the stock market so volatile? Because in 2025, the GDP is ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Unburdened by What Has Been"
Why was this Kamala’s favorite phrase? Because it’s the most soph...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The Olympics "Raygun" Breakdance
Why did the White House study the routine? Because "Doing somethi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Grok" Integration
Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joy" Campaign Strategy
Why did Kamala talk about "Joy" so much? Because when you can't e...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Truth" Cleanup
Why was the old bureaucracy crying? Because they realized that "T...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!