Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the President can tweet from the shower without worrying about “Water Damage” or “Encryption.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The "Lame Duck" Marathon
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37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition
In 2011, the American Presidency felt the weight of history and t...read more »
32 Presidential Jokes: The 2005 “Katrina & Keyboard Cats” Edition
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2024 Classic: The Biden Drop-out Letter
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36 Presidential Jokes: The 2018 “Singapore Summits & Trade Wars” Edition
In 2018, the American Presidency felt like a high-stakes poker ga...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "January 20th" Countdown
Why is the White House so quiet? Because everyone is busy updatin...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. departmen...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Hulk Hogan" RNC Appearance
Why did he rip his shirt off? To prove that the GOP platform in 2...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Zelenskyy" Meeting
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Thinking is definitely funny today.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
This is a comment on a funny joke.
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!