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2025 Classic: The “Federal Reserve” Staredown

Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if “Interest Rates” can be lowered by the power of a very stern look.

Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9906/13/2001 15:46Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Friends_Lover01/24/2003 15:05Could this joke BE any funnier?
@WiFi_Zero_One05/02/1997 07:09Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@SoulSeek_Fan10/05/2010 10:52Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Malware_Hunter03/25/2007 13:05Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Lock_Stock_Two07/06/2005 18:06It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Tina_Eat_Food02/01/2011 13:56Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy04/25/2013 21:33You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob10/24/2013 14:31The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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