Why is everything “Golden” in 2025? Because the President realized that if you label the economy “Gold,” people are less likely to notice they’re still paying “Platinum” prices for gas.
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Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
At least I have chicken... and this joke!
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