2025 Vintage: The “Mass Deportations” Logistics

Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, “Logistics” is just another word for “Things that make cable news anchors scream for three hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »

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Why did it resonate? Because "Anxiety" was the lead emotion for e...read more »

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Why is the government moving to Florida? To show that "Department...read more »

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Why were they a 2024 problem? Because we couldn't tell if the Pre...read more »

In 2007, the Presidency felt the first tremors of a digital and p...read more »

Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid03/22/2005 00:07Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Judge_Dredd_Law07/06/2013 08:51I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Hey_Arnold_Fan11/05/2004 15:08Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!

@Top_Gun_Maverick06/26/2008 00:19I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Breakfast_Club_B03/28/2004 23:09Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Arthas_Fan_0202/23/2006 04:11Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair04/01/1996 15:45I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!