Why did the blonde wear a tuxedo to her appendectomy?
You’ll appreciate the logic in this one: She heard it was an opening.
2025 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a “Human” and not just a very realistic “Infiltration Android.” Part of the 32 Military Jokes:… Read More »2025 Classic: The “Bio-Metric” ID 2025
2025 Vintage: The “Mass Deportations” Logistics
Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, “Logistics” is just another word for “Things that make cable news anchors scream for three hours.”… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Mass Deportations” Logistics
2025 Classic: The Final 2025 June Bell
The beautiful, loud ringing sound that closed out another historic school year, sending everyone home for a long summer of smartphone screen-tapping, managing autonomous AI… Read More »2025 Classic: The Final 2025 June Bell
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because “Cyber-Pooch 2.0” doesn’t shed, doesn’t bark at the mailman, and has a built-in air fryer in its chest… Read More »2025 Classic: Robot Pets
2025 Archive: The iPhone 17 Ultra
She loves the “Truth Sensor.” It vibrates every time I say “I’m glad you could make it.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Archive: The iPhone 17 Ultra
2024 Legacy: The Vision
“I see virtual windows everywhere!” “That’s ‘Spatial Fatigue’. Take the headset off, Dave.” Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking”… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Vision
2024 Classic: The “Houdini” Eminem
He’s back, he’s poking fun at everyone, and his kids are in the video. The “Real Slim Shady” is now the “Cool Dad Slim Shady.”… Read More »2024 Classic: The “Houdini” Eminem
2024 Vintage: The AI Travel Agent
Why did the traveler end up in a town called “Place Holder”? Because he told the AI to find a “generic vacation spot” and the… Read More »2024 Vintage: The AI Travel Agent
2023 Archive: The “Sleepy” vs. “Woke” Debate
Why was 2023 so confusing? Because one side was accused of being too “asleep” while the other was accused of being too “awake,” and nobody… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Sleepy” vs. “Woke” Debate