Why did the pipeline shut down? Because a “Ransomware” attack proved that a guy in a hoodie can do more damage to the U.S. East Coast than a carrier strike group.
Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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