2025 Classic: The “Targeting” AI (Project Maven 2.0)

Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has “Read Receipts” turned on for our last warning.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »

Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, i...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »

In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »

Why is it still the baseline? Because in a world of AI and hypers...read more »

In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »

In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »

Why the confusion? Because in 2025, you’re not sure if the Genera...read more »

Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in ...read more »

Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »

In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »

In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »

@Duke_Nukem_Fan01/29/1996 12:54I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@StreetFighter_Ken05/25/2004 05:42Hadouken of a joke! Boom!

@Spice_Girl_Posh08/03/2013 15:41Simply posh humor. I love it.

@Emule_Donkey06/30/2000 01:38Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Tina_Eat_Food04/14/1995 00:08Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Frame_Set_Wizard08/22/2008 09:14I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.