Why is the Patriot the MVP? Because it’s the only 40-year-old in the military that actually gets better with age and never asks for a pension.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Alrighty then! Super funny.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
The farce is strong with this one!
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Very nice! Great success!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!