Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that “Intergalactic Diplomacy” starts with a very expensive barracks in a place with no air and excellent satellite TV.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.