Why the drone operators’ strike? Because “Remote Warfare” is starting to feel too much like a “9 to 5” in a trailer with bad coffee.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.