Why was the 2025 parade on the “Metaverse”? Because it’s the only place where the military can afford the “Insurance” for a parade without actually blocking any traffic.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
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