Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shells in 2024 is the military equivalent of finding a “Holy Grail” in a dusty warehouse.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Plug and Play laughter!
That was intense... and funny!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
Shut up and take my laughter!