Why so many? To see which country can give away their “Leopard 1s” first without looking like they’re just cleaning out their garage.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Military Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Anaconda Boots” Edition
In 2002, the military was busy trying to find a needle in a hayst...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Robot
Why the "Dog-Drone"? Because a mechanical dog doesn't need to be ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Artillery" Renaissance
Why did we go back to 155mm shells? Because in 2024, we realized ...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition
In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Hearts and Minds" 2024
Why the "Signal-Aid"? Because providing a "Secure VPN" is the new...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI Commander Scandal
Why did the Pentagon have to "Reboot" the Tactical AI in 2025? Be...read more »
33 Military Jokes: The 1998 “Desert Fox & Digital Drills” Edition
In 1998, the "Peace Dividend" was officially over, but nobody wan...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
In 2014, the military world got a 19th-century wake-up call in th...read more »
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »
2024 Archive: The "AI" Targeter
Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Storm Shadow" Strikes
Why did the British missiles love 2023? Because they spent their ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Super green! Hilarious!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.