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2024 Vintage: The “Blueberry” Navy Ghost (2024)

Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if they wear the old camo, the “Budget Cuts” can’t find them.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Independence_Day07/22/2000 21:08Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
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@Reddit_Original09/08/2011 23:09The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@GL_HF_Runner06/11/1998 16:32Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Hacktivist_Fan11/26/2014 13:06Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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