Why was August 2024 a “Tactical Surprise”? Because Ukraine decided that the best way to defend their border was to ignore it and take a “Short Vacation” into Russia—making “Border Security” the biggest irony of the year.
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In 2000, the world breathed a sigh of relief because the computer...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am listening... and I am laughing.
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
The magic man... is laughing!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.