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2024 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Deepfakes

Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the “Infiltrator” used an AI-generated face that was 20% more handsome than the actual soldier, and the computer fell for it.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on "Active Duty" i...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Targeting" AI (Project Maven 2.0)
Why the 16K upgrade? To see if the enemy general has "Read Receip...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
2023 Classic: The Wagner Mutiny
Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Targeting" Pod (Sniper Gen 10)
Why the 12K upgrade? To see if the enemy soldier is using a "Pro"...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Night Vision" White Phosphor Gen 4
Why the demand? Because it makes the "World of 2025" look like a ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Contractor" in Rzeszów
Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

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36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
2023 Archive: The "Russian" Black Sea Fleet
Why are they "Tactically Relocating" to Novorossiysk? Because in ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro01/25/2011 09:05Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Diablo_Cow_Level06/09/1998 10:38There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Resident_Evil_Z04/08/2006 21:57Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Napster_Leech10/11/1996 13:03Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@Transformers_OP09/22/2005 15:36Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Bill_Ted_Excell03/04/2001 01:30Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr01/12/1999 22:08The magic man... is laughing!
@Everquest_Solo01/27/2005 09:53Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
@Newgrounds_User07/20/1997 23:09Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Podcast_Listener11/26/2004 06:18I’ll mention this in my next episode!

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