Why the expansion? Because “Logistics” is now the world’s most expensive game of “Tetris” with live ammunition.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
The spinning envelope told me to come here.