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2024 Classic: The “Contractor” in Rzeszów

Why the expansion? Because “Logistics” is now the world’s most expensive game of “Tetris” with live ammunition.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@South_Park_Cartman08/22/2012 19:00Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Java_Applet_User01/22/1997 13:29This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Big_Snatch_Boris02/15/2008 19:49Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Ferris_Bueller06/08/1995 20:58Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Animated_Mail_G08/04/2006 11:28The spinning envelope told me to come here.

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