2025 Archive: The “Strategic” Silence on Mars

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of “Martian Recon” is that we don’t talk about the “Martian Recon.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sega_Genesis_Kid05/18/1999 00:25Better than 16-bit graphics!

@Shrek_Ogrelord12/14/2014 10:59Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Floppy_Fanatic12/14/2007 18:54Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/24/2012 15:56Silently laughing in the snow.

@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/14/1995 08:26All the search engines agree: this is funny.