2024 Classic: The “Strategic” Silence on Space War

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of “Satellite Tag” is that nobody talks about the “Laser Pointers” in orbit.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor03/03/2004 08:11You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@The_Mask_Smokin11/05/2006 02:41P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@BitTorrent_0106/04/1998 00:13Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei06/10/2012 22:15You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Tony_Hawk_Pro10/17/2005 17:32Just landed a 900 while reading this!

@Old_School_Frank10/10/2012 12:04We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@No_Way_Jose04/05/2001 06:03No way! That’s too much!