Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that “Command of the Sea” is hard to maintain when a $20,000 jet-ski full of TNT keeps trying to give your $100 million ship a “very aggressive hug.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
Laughing is as laughing does.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.