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2024 Classic: The “Night Vision” GPNVG-24

Why the sixth sense? To ensure the “Operator” can see the future, but still can’t see why the mission was cancelled at 3 AM.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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