Why the “Pew-Pew” sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if a laser doesn’t make a sound, the pilots don’t feel like they’re actually fighting.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Plug and Play laughter!
Waiting in the queue was worth it.
That was intense... and funny!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!