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2025 Vintage: The “Laser” Point-Defense

Why the “Pew-Pew” sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if a laser doesn’t make a sound, the pilots don’t feel like they’re actually fighting.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator12/23/2011 00:36/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@AOL_Instant_Msg12/08/2001 09:43I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@USB_Pioneer05/24/2007 13:14Plug and Play laughter!
@Emule_Donkey01/05/2005 10:48Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Requiem_Dreamer09/01/2004 01:23That was intense... and funny!
@He_Man_Power03/28/1995 22:55I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Infoseek_Explorer02/01/2008 01:14Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Leet_Speaker_7705/10/2006 20:307h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@Challenge_Acc04/29/2007 05:50Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

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