Why the noise? To remind everyone that the “Big Sticks” are still in the basement and they’ve been dusted off for the occasion.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!