Why did the British missiles love 2023? Because they spent their vacation in Crimea, proving that “Long-Range Diplomacy” is best delivered at Mach 0.8 with a 450kg warhead.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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