In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fidget spinner in their hand. It was the year we learned that the wrong envelope… Read More »34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2017 “Envelope Gate & Despacito” Edition
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory? She kept throwing away the bent ones.
I’ll “never” forget 2023. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the British missiles love 2023? Because they spent their vacation in Crimea, proving that “Long-Range Diplomacy” is best delivered at Mach 0.8 with… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Storm Shadow” Strikes
Watching a family member spend twenty minutes trying to guess a five-letter word on their phone and asking why they don’t just open a real… Read More »2022 Archive: The Wordle Interrogation
The church intern placing a blocky QR code on the back page of the bulletin, forcing thirty senior citizens to spend fifteen minutes holding their… Read More »2022 Legacy: The QR Code Bulletin Experiment
Why was it the “Year of the Booster”? Because we spent the whole year trying to “boost” the economy, “boost” our immunity, and “boost” our… Read More »2021 Archive: The Final 2021 Political Vibe
“I’m an essential worker!” “You’re a liquor store clerk, Dave.” “Exactly. Without me, this whole neighborhood would have burned down by April.” Part of the 52… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Essential Worker” Flex
Why was the traveler crying? Because he tried to “travel” to a digital store to buy a PlayStation 5 and the bots beat him in… Read More »2020 Archive: The PS5 Launch
A guy sits in his kitchen but wears a tuxedo. He says, “I’m at a high-end lounge in Paris… according to my laptop settings.” Part… Read More »2020 Classic: The Zoom Background
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